Profound Reflections
Proof of Genius... or something. (A chronicle of observations, epiphanies, and other utterly useless crap as it occurs to me. If you have to ask why, then you wouldn't understand if I told you...)
"You're kind of cute... in that demented, train-wreck kind of way."
- Kale (yes, to me)
Posted 6/23/2005 02:46:00 PM "what's that Stevie Wonder song?
you are the sunshine of my life?
yeah.. that is SO not you :P"
- John S. (IM convo)
Posted 1/21/2005 09:57:20 AM Bumper stickers seen recently:
"Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee."
"Fuck Bush."
"Someone else for president."
"I have nothing against God; it's his fan club I can't stand."
(The last three were all on the same car. I suspect this is someone I could get along with...)
Posted 5/16/2004 09:29:43 AM Grocery List
His:
- My bunny for not to hate me
- Eggses
- Cereals
- Sandwich stuffs
- Cheekon good
- Manbanaise
- tort
Hers:
- My bunny for not to be making stuff up!
- Bunny treats
- Spalami
(I stumbled across this while packing for the move. Oh yes, it's good crack...)
Posted 5/16/2004 09:23:18 AM "Oh. I wanna be 9 again, just for a little while so I can 'see yours'."
- Michael
Posted 3/27/2004 09:55:24 AM "The constitution is presidential toilet paper."
- J.K.
Posted 2/18/2004 10:48:41 AM "Brought to you by- necrophilia: the urge to crack open a cold one."
- J.K.
Posted 1/09/2004 11:46:05 AM "Life's too stupid to take seriously."
- J.K. (Originally Barb Thorpe's)
Posted 1/06/2004 04:00:25 PM "I may be blonde, but I'm not ALL stupid!"
- Leslie
Posted 9/17/2003 12:20:50 PM "What is with people? I mean if they see a nickel on the sidewalk they'll bend over and pick it up but if you go up to them and ask, 'If I give you a nickel will you bend over?' they look at you like you're weird!"
- Dad
Posted 9/13/2003 07:35:38 PM "I am self-oriented."
- Sally
Posted 9/13/2003 12:29:16 AM Michael to John: "You've got a fucked up sense of ugly."
Posted 9/13/2003 12:28:30 AM [10:28] FaeryGirl: hey bunny? how come kansas is pronounced "cans'ass" but arkansas is pronounced "are'can'saw"?
[10:28] DevEiant: 'Cause people are retards.
[10:31] FaeryGirl: oh. okay.
[10:31] DevEiant: =:P
[10:31] FaeryGirl: yer pretty helpful ya know
[10:31] DevEiant: *nodnod*
Posted 9/12/2003 09:40:45 AM G: Do you ever feel like your body is just gross and want to set it on fire?
L: Erm...
G: I'm not having a good day.
L: No, I guess not.
Posted 9/11/2003 03:49:14 PM "That which doesn't kill you... makes you wish you were dead."
- Y.D.
(Someone wanna make me a bumper sticker that says that?)
Posted 5/29/2003 04:21:50 PM "One person's pollution is another's orgasm."
- J.K.
Posted 5/03/2002 03:00:18 PM "Curse me and my manly penis!"
- W.S.
Posted 5/03/2002 02:59:00 PM In a US court, why don't Muslims have to swear on the Koran?
Posted 3/28/2002 04:38:58 PM When I see people wearing pink, I really want to tap them on the shoulder and say, "Hey. Do you know you're wearing pink?"
Posted 2/19/2002 02:14:54 PM Is it considered entrapment when a cop is following right up your ass, so you speed up to put at least SOME space between your bumpers, and he tags you for speeding?
Posted 1/31/2002 01:48:02 PM If my moisturizer is SPF 25 and my foundation is SPF 20 and I wear both, is my SPF protection then 45, or just 25?
Posted 1/16/2002 06:04:42 PM Performing fellatio while plagued by a serious case of TMJ is a rather painful experience; only slightly redeemed by the amusement of discovering your lover now considers the sound of a jaw popping to be highly erotic.
Posted 1/14/2002 01:27:01 PM Piercings hurt far less when the guy doing them is an absolute babe. So Jasen, you lovely thing, you can put holes in my body any damn time you want. Or fill existing ones... oops, did I say that? *innocent*
Posted 1/04/2002 04:31:17 PM You should warn people when they think they're getting schwag and are really getting kind. Preferably before they take two huge hits and then spend the next hour staring at their hand, convinced that their bones are really made of Saltines and will crumble at the slightest exertion of pressure upon them.
Posted 12/17/2001 12:24:19 AM It makes me giggle to see shoes laying abandoned in the middle of the road; I always wonder if there are feet in them.
Posted 12/14/2001 09:07:58 AM I find it amusing when men make reference to their "short hairs." In the case of most of the men I know, they're actually the long hairs...
Posted 12/12/2001 09:13:33 PM
